HOCKEYTOWN!!! Wings smash Blues 5-1

Yes, the hockey Gods have been awakened from their slumber, and I for one am thankful for the distraction from the LOSER LIONS!

Yes, once again they have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

I'm trying to remain calm here, but another bumble by Marcus Pollard puts us at 1 win, 2 loses. If only he would here landed in bounds. Final score: Lions 13, Bucs 17. This is the problem with the Lions. They come so close to winning and screw it up in the final moments. It's like they are just out there to collect a paycheck and go home. When will hockey save us from this demoralizing farce? I won't force you to endure a photo, you have seen them lose before.

Detroit Liedowns lose to the Bears 38-6

It's ugly, it's pitiful, it's typical. A disgusting display. Well, here we are again. The Lions prove that they are not capable of overcoming the loser mentality that permeates the organization. This loser mentality goes all the way from the lowest janitor, through the players, and all the way to the top. Matt Millen is a disaster, Steve Marriuci, a brilliant coach for the 49er's, is falling under the spell of mediocrity that permeates every fiber of the team. William Clay Ford Jr., why are you allowing this? When will Millen and every player who doesn't pull his weight be ejected from this team. Again, a national disgrace. I yearn for the Red Wings to open their season.

UNDEFEATED!

The Lions have defeated the Packers 17-3 yesterday at Ford Field. We are now #1 in our division, because the Vikings, Bears, and of course, the Packers all went down in defeat yesterday. Hey, let's enjoy it while it lasts. Think positive DUDE!