Time to open a can of WHUPASS!

W: "Cap and I were just having a discussion about the direction the country has been moving in since I took office 5 years ago, and he gave me a solid pat on the back(side)."

W was probably sporting wood...

HOCKEYTOWN!!! Wings smash Blues 5-1

Yes, the hockey Gods have been awakened from their slumber, and I for one am thankful for the distraction from the LOSER LIONS!

Yes, once again they have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

I'm trying to remain calm here, but another bumble by Marcus Pollard puts us at 1 win, 2 loses. If only he would here landed in bounds. Final score: Lions 13, Bucs 17. This is the problem with the Lions. They come so close to winning and screw it up in the final moments. It's like they are just out there to collect a paycheck and go home. When will hockey save us from this demoralizing farce? I won't force you to endure a photo, you have seen them lose before.