Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Southern Law:

This was sent to me by my friend Tom, a fellow Coast Guard vet that I have known since junior high
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked,
"Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people
to git cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat
an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that
true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that
hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated
and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue
Budweiserfer all them ugly women I slept with?

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